Directly after I walked offstage:
"Was that entire crowd just chanting ‘Becky’?" - @tree-paine
books should be written about becky, tales told, so no generation ever forgets , imagine only “No It´s Becky and other stories” by Swifties
my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing
sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
Goddamn. Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.